HO HOH NO YOU DIDN’T!

What happens when Santa buys the farm? Pineapple and Steelbottom entertain the troops, by which we mean the elves.

YOU can help DPP prosper when you read this very funny Christmas story, FREE on Kindle Vella!
Episode 4, a Hungover Reconnaissance, available now!

ON BALANCE

DON’T DIE WITH YOUR STORY

Holidays can be tough.

Don’t you want to tell your story?

Workshops are forming now for 2023.

ON BALANCE

CHEAP READS!

Mosquitoes and Men is a searing Southern Gothic novel that exposes the hypocrisy of a storied and monied southern family from the brothel to plantation. Winner of many awards, this book will leave you breathless and unable to put it down. Get it today on Kindle Unlimited, or the Kindle Countdown Deal!

Did you know that most of our titles are available for free via Kindle Unlimited? While some of our earlier publications are currently only available in paperback format, we’ll be making those titles available via Kindle in the coming months.

If you’re not a KU subscriber, take advantage of the following specials through the end of 2022:

KINDLE FREE BOOK PROMOTION (available free of charge during the promotional period): 

KINDLE COUNTDOWN DEALS (each title is available for 99 cents during the promotional period):

STEALS AND DEALS!

Did you know that most of our titles are available for free via Kindle Unlimited? While some of our earlier publications are currently only available in paperback format, we’ll be making those titles available via Kindle in the coming months.

If you’re not a KU subscriber, take advantage of the following specials through the end of 2022:

KINDLE FREE BOOK PROMOTION (available free of charge during the promotional period): 

KINDLE COUNTDOWN DEALS (each title is available for 99 cents during the promotional period):

I ATE ALL I CAN EAT! I CAN’T EATS NO MORE!

Oh-kaaaay.

How about some art?

Just what you need after Thanksgiving, a piece of art to take your mind off of food.

So let’s keep it light with a sneak peak at another new release from Instant Noodles, art, life, captured by the perceptive Alan Bern and his lens and very appropriately entitled “Late Night.”

But, keep it on the downlow; it’s a secret.

So here’s the password: INSIDEOUT

Why are we giving away art for free, and early?

Because you make all those late nights we spend working and editing worth it.

Thanks so much for your support.

Love~ Di and Dave

I COULDN’T POSSIBLY EAT ANOTHER THING

But it’s only some noodles…

Well, maybe some noodles I could eat.

Just what you need after Thanksgiving, a recipe for more food.

So let’s keep it light with a sneak peak at another new release from Instant Noodles, a poem by Delaware’s own 8th wonder of the world, and a heck of a great writer, Robert Fleming. You’re going to want to try his Recipe for Hard Noodles.

But, keep it on the downlow; it’s a secret.

So here’s the password: NOODLESHARD

Why are we giving away poetry for free, and early?

Because you’re special to us.

Thanks so much for your support.

Love~ Di and Dave