People are complaining
Especially the curator of the
Historic house and garden nearby
After all, tours are for tourists
Not many locals like you sneak
Into a group led by a guide
You talk too much and
Disrupt the docent’s spiel
Also, you must stop crashing
Their Christmas parties
We’ve been called to come
and take you off the
Buffett table, sampling caviar
This behavior is out of bounds
We hate to put a damper.
On your love of socializing
But you must come home
Please, just sit by the fire
Next to the tree
Like a normal cat
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