sacrificed to charitous
i miss mizing
deny humble tarte
Ebenezer’s come to collect debts
scrooge judges the miss apparition contest
calling all christmas ghosts: past, present, to come
let the talent stave begin!
yet: scrooge are we serialized?
past: i’m a man, how win a miss contest?
yet: better ghost gender reassignment surgery
present: can’t afford on ghost wages
yet: scare scrooge back to his tombstone
past & present: no power now
all ghosts: Dicken’s sequeller has the power
ghost of christmas past, that’s not a name
a have been ghost with no name
at Charles’ mercy
ghosts have rights
ghosts get names
pick myself a name?
am i a boy or girl?
the memory of no-name, Ebe that’s my talent
ghost of christmas present, that’s my name
a now ghost of generosity and joy
take coins from the coined
give coin to the uncoined
mint coins for the master of coin
serve as jester at Charles’ court
juggle turkey legs for christmas dinner
charity and cheer, Ebe that’s my talent
ghost of christmas yet to come, that’s my name
a when’s my time ghost of impatience
waiting for my present
a feared ghost in waiting
aging accounts with chains
ledguring layaway payments
lending lots for future debts
coming collections, Ebe that’s my talent
Ebenezer picks miss apparition
what is yet to come has come
the ghost of christmas yet to come is crowned
past, present, and to be cry as to come runways
toy maker: Ebenezer action figure out by Christmas
publisher: Add ghost sex!
movie producer: Add a murder cliff hanger
ghosts: ebenezer has no power